If operating systems/programming languages were chickens
â€¢ NT Chicken:
Will cross the road in June. No, August. September for sure.
â€¢ OS/2 Chicken:
It crossed the road in style years ago, but it was so quiet that nobody noticed.
â€¢ Win 95 Chicken:
You see different coloured feathers while it crosses, but cook it and it still tastes like ... chicken.
â€¢ Microsoft Chicken :
It's already on both sides of the road. And it just bought the road.
â€¢ OOP Chicken:
It doesn't need to cross the road, it just sends a message.
â€¢ Assembler Chicken:
First it builds the road ...
â€¢ C Chicken:
Crosses the road without looking both ways.
â€¢ C++ Chicken:
The chicken wouldn't have to cross the road, you'd simply refer to him on the other side.
â€¢ VB Chicken:
â€¢ Delphi Chicken:
The chicken is dragged across the road and dropped on the other side.
â€¢ Java Chicken:
If your road needs to be crossed by a chicken, the server will download one to the other side. (Of course, those are chicklets.)
â€¢ Web Chicken:
Jumps out onto the road, turns right, and just keeps on running.
â€¢ Gopher Chicken:
Tried to run, but got flattened by the Web chicken.
â€¢ Newton Chicken:
Can't cluck, can't fly, and can't lay eggs, but you can carry it across the road in your pocket!
â€¢ Cray Chicken:
Crosses faster than any other chicken, but if you don't dip it in liquid nitrogen first, it arrives on the other side fully cooked.
â€¢ Quantum Logic Chicken:
The chicken is distributed probabalistically on all sides of the road until you observe it on the side of your choice.
â€¢ Lotus Chicken:
Don't you *dare* try to cross the road the same way we do!
â€¢ Mac Chicken:
No reasonable chicken owner would want a chicken to cross the road, so there's no way to tell it to.
â€¢ COBOL Chicken:
VARYING STEPS FROM 1 BY 1
â€¢ Smalltalk Chicken:
It inherits the crossroad:side method from the Fowl Superclass.
â€¢ Forth Chicken:
road cross chicken dup
â€¢ Lisp Chicken:
It only crosses parenthetical roads.
â€¢ HTML Chicken:
It uses an animated GIF to show a car on the road with the chicken alternating from side to side without getting hurt.