MVP 2023 Ausman Posted September 6, 2020 Author MVP 2023 Report Share Posted September 6, 2020 I'm not normally one to laugh at other's misfortunes, (and I never tell fibs) but this one did make me slapstick chuckle every time I saw it. Wait for it. bikecover.mp4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MVP 2023 Joe Tauser Posted September 6, 2020 MVP 2023 Report Share Posted September 6, 2020 😄 He obviously didn't see the Pole Warning Cone put there for his protection. Joe T. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MVP 2023 Ausman Posted September 7, 2020 Author MVP 2023 Report Share Posted September 7, 2020 On 9/6/2020 at 11:15 AM, Joe Tauser said: didn't see the Pole Warning Cone Yep, same as those people who don't see the big sign in Fire Engine Red that says "Do Not Turn This OFF Under Any Circumstances", which is above/over/in front of that crucial switch that we all have found in the wrong position in our work travels. 🚫 🔌 cheers, Aus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MVP 2023 Ausman Posted September 11, 2020 Author MVP 2023 Report Share Posted September 11, 2020 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MVP 2023 Ausman Posted September 21, 2020 Author MVP 2023 Report Share Posted September 21, 2020 I have mentioned this site privately to others on the forum, but perhaps in these times everyone here deserves to take some time out, and have a laugh in finding all the weird and funny things us Aussies say. http://www.wanowandthen.com/slang.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John_R Posted September 23, 2020 Report Share Posted September 23, 2020 French Fries were not originally cooked in France... Oddly enough, they were cooked in Greece.... 🤔 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MVP 2023 Ausman Posted October 6, 2020 Author MVP 2023 Report Share Posted October 6, 2020 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MVP 2023 Flex727 Posted October 7, 2020 MVP 2023 Report Share Posted October 7, 2020 UGH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MVP 2023 Ausman Posted October 13, 2020 Author MVP 2023 Report Share Posted October 13, 2020 A number of lawyers were sitting around the office playing poker. "I win!" said Harold. George threw down his cards. "That's it, I've had it with your cheating, Harold!" Roger chimed in with "That's a terrible accusation George. What evidence have you got to support that slanderous claim?" "Because they're not the cards I dealt him!" 🤑 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MVP 2023 Ausman Posted October 14, 2020 Author MVP 2023 Report Share Posted October 14, 2020 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MVP 2023 Flex727 Posted October 21, 2020 MVP 2023 Report Share Posted October 21, 2020 For my Aussie buddy: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MVP 2023 Ausman Posted October 22, 2020 Author MVP 2023 Report Share Posted October 22, 2020 I wonder how he goes when he's only surrounded by Sawgrass? 🔪 🥺 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MVP 2023 Flex727 Posted October 22, 2020 MVP 2023 Report Share Posted October 22, 2020 8 hours ago, Ausman said: I wonder how he goes when he's only surrounded by Sawgrass? Ouch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MVP 2023 Ausman Posted October 25, 2020 Author MVP 2023 Report Share Posted October 25, 2020 I have a pencil that used to be owned by Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot whilst pondering his next saga. I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John_R Posted November 24, 2020 Report Share Posted November 24, 2020 I heard that children born 9 months from now will be called; "The Children of the Quarn" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MVP 2023 Ausman Posted November 30, 2020 Author MVP 2023 Report Share Posted November 30, 2020 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isakovic Posted November 30, 2020 Report Share Posted November 30, 2020 People are shocked when they find out what a terrible electrician I am. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John_R Posted December 1, 2020 Report Share Posted December 1, 2020 The fattest Knight at King Arthur's Round Table was Sir Cumference, He acquired his size from too much Pi.... Two Hydrogen atoms meet. One says, "I've lost my Electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MVP 2023 Ausman Posted December 12, 2020 Author MVP 2023 Report Share Posted December 12, 2020 I think that perhaps my local mower shop is still building their website! cheers, Aus 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John_R Posted December 15, 2020 Report Share Posted December 15, 2020 A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The Stewardess looks at him and says, "I'm sorry sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger"..... There was a person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did..... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John_R Posted February 4, 2021 Report Share Posted February 4, 2021 Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other; "You stay here, I'll go on a head" I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger, then it hit me..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John_R Posted February 10, 2021 Report Share Posted February 10, 2021 A woman is visiting her husband who is in prison. As she is leaving, she tells the prison guard; "You need to stop working my husband so hard, he is exhausted" The prison guard laughed and said; "Ha, your husband does nothing but eat, sleep and stay in his cell" The wife says; "Well that's odd, he tells me he's been digging a tunnel for months...." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MVP 2023 Ausman Posted February 15, 2021 Author MVP 2023 Report Share Posted February 15, 2021 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MVP 2023 Ausman Posted February 18, 2021 Author MVP 2023 Report Share Posted February 18, 2021 There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator joke. Unfortunately, only a fraction of you will find it funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MVP 2023 Ausman Posted March 1, 2021 Author MVP 2023 Report Share Posted March 1, 2021 I purchased an elephant for my friend to put in his room. He said, "Thanks, that's great!" I replied, "Don't mention it." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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