MVP 2023 Ausman Posted November 15, 2022 Author MVP 2023 Report Posted November 15, 2022 Just for you, Joe.
MVP 2023 Ausman Posted December 30, 2022 Author MVP 2023 Report Posted December 30, 2022 So we're entering another New Year in a little while. With the full range of the vagaries of humans being displayed on the planet during 2022, it's a timely perspective to watch the universe simply rolling along. cheers, Aus saturnmoon.mp4
MVP 2023 Joe Tauser Posted January 1, 2023 MVP 2023 Report Posted January 1, 2023 At the beginning of the video I thought that might be a Star Destroyer poking it's nose out to finish us all. 🥵 The way this year's gone I wouldn't be surprised. Joe . 1
MVP 2023 Ausman Posted January 20, 2023 Author MVP 2023 Report Posted January 20, 2023 And now a wonder of nature and the flukes it can do. Noticed this twig this morning, it had floated in high wind from a tree 20m away, and landed perfectly upright and aligned so that it would wedge into the one tiny hole that would accept it, and hold it in position despite the wind! Meanwhile I'm fumbling using tweezers, getting jumpers perfectly aligned in awkward spaces! 🙂 cheers, Aus 1
MVP 2023 kratmel Posted February 8, 2023 MVP 2023 Report Posted February 8, 2023 Although it is usually possible to find interesting pieces of code on our forum And I placed them in folders named by the author's nickname. 1
MVP 2023 Flex727 Posted March 9, 2023 MVP 2023 Report Posted March 9, 2023 I think I may start including this with all my code: 1 1
MVP 2023 Ausman Posted March 10, 2023 Author MVP 2023 Report Posted March 10, 2023 Thought that would be 256! On another note, I was in the local police station when a call came in on the radio. "Sergeant, a lady has just shot her husband for walking on her freshly washed floor." "Have you arrested her?' the sergeant sent back. "No, sir" was the reply. "I'm waiting for the floor to dry." 1
MVP 2023 Ausman Posted March 19, 2023 Author MVP 2023 Report Posted March 19, 2023 Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them. --------------- What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta. --------------- Why can't atoms be trusted? They make everything up. -------------- Is Aus worried about telling such corny jokes? 🥺 But not if they made you smile at least a little bit. Or should that be byte? 1
MVP 2023 Ausman Posted March 20, 2023 Author MVP 2023 Report Posted March 20, 2023 My wife said, "No one told me that when you get a husband, his ears are sold separately." (Forum members have permission to change gender around as necessary) 1 2
MVP 2023 Ausman Posted March 26, 2023 Author MVP 2023 Report Posted March 26, 2023 As a kid, I used to watch The Wizard of Oz and wondered how someone like Scarecrow could talk if they didn't have a brain. Then Facebook came along......
John_R Posted April 19, 2023 Report Posted April 19, 2023 "Coming back to finish code you started writing 2 weeks ago" Ain't that the truth.... But remember Flex, that's why you should put Comments between each net of Hieroglyphics as you go.... 1 1
Cara Bereck Levy Posted April 20, 2023 Report Posted April 20, 2023 On 3/21/2023 at 12:30 AM, Ausman said: My wife said, "No one told me that when you get a husband, his ears are sold separately." (Forum members have permission to change gender around as necessary) Ok--sending this to all of my friends!!!
MVP 2023 kratmel Posted April 30, 2023 MVP 2023 Report Posted April 30, 2023 eBay find. I wonder what software this mysterious PLC was programmed with. 1
MVP 2023 Ausman Posted June 14, 2023 Author MVP 2023 Report Posted June 14, 2023 So I went to my Doctor recently for my routine 1/4 year checkup. She did the usual tests and finally asked me to lie on my side with pants down and knees tucked up. This last test was taking a while so I chatted with, "Doc, how's it all going? Will I live a long and great life?" "I doubt it," she said, waving her ringed fingers around whilst her ear-rings jangled. "Mercury is in Uranus". "I don't go for that astrology nonsense," I said back. "Neither do I", she explained, "My thermometer's just snapped". 1
Cara Bereck Levy Posted June 14, 2023 Report Posted June 14, 2023 On 4/30/2023 at 10:36 PM, kratmel said: eBay find. I wonder what software this mysterious PLC was programmed with. Wow--that would be programmed with UPLC, which was an STL-based program that ran in Windows in a DOS window! I joined Unitronics in 1998, and the first documentation job I did was Axis Movement for UPLC... Check out the memory on this baby! Amazing--some of these dinosaurs are actually still up and running 1
MVP 2023 Ausman Posted June 16, 2023 Author MVP 2023 Report Posted June 16, 2023 My pet mouse Elvis died last night. He was caught in a trap. 🐭 1
MVP 2023 kratmel Posted June 17, 2023 MVP 2023 Report Posted June 17, 2023 Tape (ticket) to the moon....
MVP 2023 Ausman Posted June 30, 2023 Author MVP 2023 Report Posted June 30, 2023 I've always been a high flyer at my work. The first day of my new job at the bike factory, they made me the spokesperson. Boom boom. I know, I know, some days they're good, some days not. 🤪 1
MVP 2023 Ausman Posted August 16, 2023 Author MVP 2023 Report Posted August 16, 2023 Checked out something in our local paper as it looked to be lifted from another place, and it lead me onto this funny spelling's path. Which I'm sure is absolutely endless........ 🙂 1
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