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And now a wonder of nature and the flukes it can do.  Noticed this twig this morning, it had floated in high wind from a tree 20m away, and landed perfectly upright and aligned so that it would wedge into the one tiny hole that would accept it, and hold it in position despite the wind!  Meanwhile I'm fumbling using tweezers, getting jumpers perfectly aligned in awkward spaces!  🙂

cheers, Aus

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Thought that would be 256!

 

On another note, I was in the local police station when a call came in on the radio.

"Sergeant, a lady has just shot her husband for walking on her freshly washed floor."

"Have you arrested her?' the sergeant sent back.

"No, sir" was the reply.  "I'm waiting for the floor to dry."

 

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Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.

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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

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Why can't atoms be trusted?

They make everything up.

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Is Aus worried about telling such corny jokes?

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But not if they made you smile at least a little bit. Or should that be byte?

 

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