If operating systems/programming languages were chickens
• NT Chicken:
Will cross the road in June. No, August. September for sure.
• OS/2 Chicken:
It crossed the road in style years ago, but it was so quiet that nobody noticed.
• Win 95 Chicken:
You see different coloured feathers while it crosses, but cook it and it still tastes like ... chicken.
• Microsoft Chicken :
It's already on both sides of the road. And it just bought the road.
• OOP Chicken:
It doesn't need to cross the road, it just sends a message.
• Assembler Chicken:
First it builds the road ...
• C Chicken:
Crosses the road without looking both ways.
• C++ Chicken:
The chicken wouldn't have to cross the road, you'd simply refer to him on the other side.
• VB Chicken:
USHighways!TheRoad.cross (aChicken)
• Delphi Chicken:
The chicken is dragged across the road and dropped on the other side.
• Java Chicken:
If your road needs to be crossed by a chicken, the server will download one to the other side. (Of course, those are chicklets.)
• Web Chicken:
Jumps out onto the road, turns right, and just keeps on running.
• Gopher Chicken:
Tried to run, but got flattened by the Web chicken.
• Newton Chicken:
Can't cluck, can't fly, and can't lay eggs, but you can carry it across the road in your pocket!
• Cray Chicken:
Crosses faster than any other chicken, but if you don't dip it in liquid nitrogen first, it arrives on the other side fully cooked.
• Quantum Logic Chicken:
The chicken is distributed probabalistically on all sides of the road until you observe it on the side of your choice.
• Lotus Chicken:
Don't you *dare* try to cross the road the same way we do!
• Mac Chicken:
No reasonable chicken owner would want a chicken to cross the road, so there's no way to tell it to.
• COBOL Chicken:
0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING.
IF NO-MORE-VEHICLES
THEN
PERFORM
0010-CROSS-THE-ROAD
VARYING STEPS FROM 1 BY 1
UNTIL
ON-THE-OTHER-SIDE
ELSE
GO TO
0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING
• Smalltalk Chicken:
It inherits the crossroad:side method from the Fowl Superclass.
• Forth Chicken:
road cross chicken dup
• Lisp Chicken:
It only crosses parenthetical roads.
• HTML Chicken:
It uses an animated GIF to show a car on the road with the chicken alternating from side to side without getting hurt.