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Sadly not my joke.......

My wife asked me why I was whispering in the house.

"Because Mark Zuckerberg's listening," I whispered.

She laughed. 

Alexa laughed.

Siri laughed.    

🙈

cheers, Aus

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...... And everything I talk about magically appears in advertising.

.......And more and more often it hunts for me in my smartphone ... ...

However, the main advantage is that we can think in whispers and say only what we want ... Zuckerberg must still work on this ...  :)

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11 hours ago, kratmel said:

...... And everything I talk about magically appears in advertising.

My wife tells me this from time to time, she'll be talking to someone about some not-to-common subject, next day there will be references to that subject on her phone.

this I why I avoid all the "smart" things my phone can do... I text, take pics, use the calculator, oh and sometimes talk.... I avoid IoT also....:huh:

 

Also, not my joke.....

My wife got her eyebrows painted on

I told her they were too high

she looked surprised

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