Cara Bereck Levy Posted August 17, 2023 Report Share Posted August 17, 2023 10 hours ago, Ausman said: Checked out something in our local paper as it looked to be lifted from another place, and it lead me onto this funny spelling's path. Which I'm sure is absolutely endless........ 🙂 My two favorite Tech Support weirdies are: Sending 'massages' rather than 'messages, which is a pretty good deal when you think of all the hours we spend hunched over keyboards, and 'Pear to Pear' communications 🙂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MVP 2023 kratmel Posted August 19, 2023 MVP 2023 Report Share Posted August 19, 2023 EM STOP or NOT AUS? 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MVP 2023 Ausman Posted August 19, 2023 Author MVP 2023 Report Share Posted August 19, 2023 Well.....it doesn't look a bit like me........the towel fits too neatly. 🙂 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MVP 2023 kratmel Posted October 30, 2023 MVP 2023 Report Share Posted October 30, 2023 The art of burning a transistor. The frequency converter does not understand art at all - but this time it exceeded expectations. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MVP 2023 Ausman Posted October 31, 2023 Author MVP 2023 Report Share Posted October 31, 2023 This is a great spread, but as it looks to be fully potted I'm intrigued how it happened. Has it just done it on the surface after blowing a hole in the potting? And given it has eight "legs" was it simply a spider walking over the board? 🙃 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MVP 2023 kratmel Posted October 31, 2023 MVP 2023 Report Share Posted October 31, 2023 This is the creation of Italian engineers who tried to "overclock" the frequency converter in the machine by increasing the base motor frequency (87Hz) and switching the standard 3x380V motor to the 3x220V mode. They almost succeeded... But over time, the bearings in the motor went bad and the 300s time of a possible overload (250%) of the frequency converter installed by the Italian manufacturer did its job. The most interesting thing is the fact that no one believed that the frequency converter IGBTs was faulty. All standard tests said that the module shown in the photo is in working condithion. Only complete disassembly revealed this unsurpassed "beauty". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MVP 2023 Ausman Posted November 24, 2023 Author MVP 2023 Report Share Posted November 24, 2023 We were out for a walk tonight and it occurred to me.... If a wife and husband are walking along a narrow path, perhaps it should be called "married file" instead of "single file". 😉 Take care in the world, cheers, Aus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MVP 2023 Ausman Posted December 24, 2023 Author MVP 2023 Report Share Posted December 24, 2023 In a world of troubles, I hope that everyone enjoys the Christmas period as best they can. Aus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cara Bereck Levy Posted December 25, 2023 Report Share Posted December 25, 2023 13 hours ago, Ausman said: In a world of troubles, I hope that everyone enjoys the Christmas period as best they can. Aus Amen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MVP 2023 kratmel Posted January 6 MVP 2023 Report Share Posted January 6 In this screenshot, the ratio of the number of likes for two messages is interesting. I wonder how many users who liked the first post also liked the second 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ferdi Posted January 19 Report Share Posted January 19 Hello, Can somebody help me with the right software version of UPLC for M228-12-B5F. I have problems with the hardware configuration.... I hope somebody can help me. Thank you in advance. You can mail me to f.a.laban007@gmail.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanT Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 Hi Ferdi; M228 is a VERY OLD > 20 Years System, no longer supported. Contact : Support@Unitronics.com for assistance with this product. DanT 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MVP 2023 Ausman Posted February 24 Author MVP 2023 Report Share Posted February 24 I was at the homewares shop buying a new sofa for my loungeroom. The salesman said, "This will fit four people without any problems." "Where am I going to find 4 people without any problems?" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I took my cat's medicine by accident. Don't ask meow. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Paul and Joyce were at a marriage guidance meeting, and the counsellor told them that 80 percent of couples were so disconnected that the husband didn't even know their wife's favourite flower. Paul pondered this, looked at Joyce and whispered, "It's self-raising, isn't it?" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- and yes, there'll be more......... 🙃 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MVP 2023 Ausman Posted March 15 Author MVP 2023 Report Share Posted March 15 I edited this screenshot slightly to remove unrelated video feeds (like news services love to punch at you) and the result is actually still genuine. I'm thinking it was a Freudian slip...... or one of the journo's workmates pulled a swifty. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MVP 2023 Ausman Posted April 1 Author MVP 2023 Report Share Posted April 1 And now one for today's world..... Not so light hearted, but well worth a show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MVP 2023 Ausman Posted April 16 Author MVP 2023 Report Share Posted April 16 I'm addicted to drinking brake fluid, but I can stop whenever I want. What is Forrest Gump's password? 1Forrest1. (Still here? ok...here's more...) I have a side job making plastic Draculas. There are only 2 of us doing it, so I have to make every second count. What do you call a pony with a cough? A little horse. (Ok, you can go arrgghhhhh now! But there will be more...... 😉) cheers, Aus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MVP 2023 kratmel Posted April 16 MVP 2023 Report Share Posted April 16 old joke.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MVP 2023 Flex727 Posted April 17 MVP 2023 Report Share Posted April 17 14 hours ago, kratmel said: old joke.... And one of the few that doesn't work when spoken aloud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MVP 2023 Ausman Posted April 21 Author MVP 2023 Report Share Posted April 21 Laid is pronounced like paid but not said... and said is pronounced like bread but not bead... and bead is pronounced like lead but not lead. 😵 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MVP 2023 Ausman Posted Wednesday at 12:22 PM Author MVP 2023 Report Share Posted Wednesday at 12:22 PM Today's date digits can be fun to play with in the various formats in use. 🙃 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MVP 2023 kratmel Posted Wednesday at 06:20 PM MVP 2023 Report Share Posted Wednesday at 06:20 PM The next step is to write messages from a vacuum cleaner or a kettle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MVP 2023 Ausman Posted yesterday at 06:52 AM Author MVP 2023 Report Share Posted yesterday at 06:52 AM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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