Today's lighthearted relief...add yours as necessary.

[Cara Bereck Levy]

10 hours ago, Ausman said:

Checked out something in our local paper as it looked to be lifted from another place, and it lead me onto this funny spelling's path. 

Which I'm sure is absolutely endless........  🙂

My two favorite Tech Support weirdies are:

• Sending 'massages' rather than 'messages, which is a pretty good deal when you think of all the hours we spend hunched over keyboards,

and

• 'Pear to Pear' communications 🙂

[kratmel]

EM STOP or NOT AUS?

[Ausman]

Well.....it doesn't look a bit like me........the towel fits too neatly.   🙂

[kratmel]

The art of burning a transistor. The frequency converter does not understand art at all - but this time it exceeded expectations.

[Ausman]

This is a great spread, but as it looks to be fully potted I'm intrigued how it happened.  Has it just done it on the surface after blowing a hole in the potting? 

And given it has eight "legs" was it simply a spider walking over the board?    🙃

[kratmel]

This is the creation of Italian engineers who tried to "overclock" the frequency converter in the machine by increasing the base motor  frequency (87Hz) and switching the standard 3x380V motor to the 3x220V mode. They almost succeeded...

But over time, the bearings in the motor went bad and the 300s time of a possible overload  (250%) of the frequency converter installed by the Italian manufacturer did its job.

The most interesting thing is the fact that no one believed that the frequency converter IGBTs was faulty. All standard tests said that the module shown in the photo is in working condithion. Only complete disassembly revealed this unsurpassed "beauty".

[Ausman]

We were out for a walk tonight and it occurred to me....

If a wife and husband are walking along a narrow path, perhaps it should be called "married file" instead of "single file".

😉

Take care in the world,

cheers, Aus

[Ausman]

In a world of troubles, I hope that everyone enjoys the Christmas period as best they can.

Aus

[Cara Bereck Levy]

13 hours ago, Ausman said:

In a world of troubles, I hope that everyone enjoys the Christmas period as best they can.

Aus

Amen.

[kratmel]

 

In this screenshot, the ratio of the number of likes for two messages is interesting.

I wonder how many users who liked the first post also liked the second

[Guest Ferdi]

Hello,

Can somebody help me with the right software version of UPLC for M228-12-B5F.  I have problems with the hardware configuration....

I hope somebody can help me. Thank you in advance.

You can mail me to f.a.laban007@gmail.com 

[DanT]

Hi Ferdi;

 

M228 is a VERY OLD  > 20 Years   System, no longer supported.

Contact   :   Support@Unitronics.com       for assistance with this product.

 

DanT

[Ausman]

I was at the homewares shop buying a new sofa for my loungeroom. 

The salesman said, "This will fit four people without any problems."

"Where am I going to find 4 people without any problems?"

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I took my cat's medicine by accident.  Don't ask meow.

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Paul and Joyce were at a marriage guidance meeting, and the counsellor told them that 80 percent of couples were so disconnected that the husband didn't even know their wife's favourite flower.

Paul pondered this, looked at Joyce and whispered, "It's self-raising, isn't it?"

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and yes, there'll be more.........   🙃

[Ausman]

I edited this screenshot slightly to remove unrelated video feeds (like news services love to punch at you) and the result is actually still genuine.  I'm thinking it was a Freudian slip...... or one of the journo's workmates pulled a swifty.

 

[Ausman]

And now one for today's world.....

 

Not so light hearted, but well worth a show.

 

[Ausman]

I'm addicted to drinking brake fluid, but I can stop whenever I want.  

What is Forrest Gump's password?    1Forrest1.

(Still here?  ok...here's more...)

I have a side job making plastic Draculas.  There are only 2 of us doing it, so I have to make every second count.

What do you call a pony with a cough?  A little horse.

(Ok, you can go arrgghhhhh now!  But there will be more......    😉)

cheers, Aus

[kratmel]

old joke....

[Flex727]

14 hours ago, kratmel said:

old joke....

And one of the few that doesn't work when spoken aloud.

[Ausman]

Laid is pronounced like paid but not said...

and said is pronounced like bread but not bead...

and bead is pronounced like lead but not lead.

😵

[Ausman]

Today's date digits can be fun to play with in the various formats in use.   🙃 

[kratmel]

The next step is to write messages from a vacuum cleaner or a kettle.

[Ausman]

[Cara Bereck Levy]

On 4/2/2024 at 1:40 AM, Ausman said:

And now one for today's world.....

 

Not so light hearted, but well worth a show.

 

THIS!!!!!

[Ausman]

[Ausman]

In chasing a particular component, I stumbled onto this site and noticed it's humour page.  Good for a bedtime read.....

https://www.powerstream.com/powerhumor.htm